Daily Prompt: Laughter 4 A Change

Most of my posts on this blog are beyond serious.  Many times an outright bitch fest.  Today I will try to lighten the mood even though I just can’t resist these two I got from someone when I was working for the government.

Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Never Trust an Angry Woman

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy morning. Both of their cars are totaled but amazingly neither is injured. God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl from their cars the woman says, “You’re a man, interesting. Wow, look at our cars! Totaled and we are not hurt. This must be a sign from God that we were destined to meet for some reason.”

Flattered, the man replied, “I agree, this must be a sign from God.”

The woman reaches into her car and continues, “And another miracle is that even though my car is completely wrecked, this bottle of wine didn’t even break! We must use this sign from God to toast to our good fortune!” She hands the bottle to the man.

The man nodded in agreement while opening the bottle and drinking from it. He hands it back to the woman who immediately puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

The man asked her, “Aren’t you going to have any?”

The woman replies, “No thanks, I’ll just wait for the police to come.”

Moral of the story:

Women are evil. Don’t mess with them!

Tips for Staying out of Hell

Keep the commandments and that really includes not killing anyone for any reason.  I guess if someone forces your hand by physically attacking you or yours first, God will judge accordingly.

Someone once said “the road to hell is paved with good intentions” but I don’t really think planning something good and not acting on it would get you damned for all eternity.  I’ve known lots of lazy people and I don’t equate not having gumption or passion as evil.  I tend to believe that planning something evil you never act on would be more apt to send your soul to hell, Biblically speaking.  Now look at all the evil intent acted on.  Special hot seat for that, I would think.

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Jesus said that if you loved Him you would keep His commandments of loving God and loving one another.  There is nothing about our current culture in America that shows there is any keeping of these commandments, especially the first one.  Even most comments you see on social media say “God is dead” and that rumor was started back in the 1960’s by someone on drugs, so you know it must be true! (Sarcasm)

As long as some nitwit says God is dead, then lets just do whatever we want for the moment that makes us feel good!  Lets just act on every animal urge we have!  Oh wait, that might not work out in a society with other people that are doing the same thing and we all think differently.  This is why we have always had specific social mores that were accepted as the norm and practiced by all in any civilized society.  If you thought differently and acted on it, you kept it hidden.  In the closet was the term some used, and for good reason.  Even if you had unnatural urges or desires that you refused to ignore, you did care about your standing in the community as well as caring about offending and alienating others.  Now not only do these hypocritical bullies not care who they offend, but do it deliberately getting laws passed to protect their assaults and offenses to others in the name of their biased freedoms while at the same time denying anyone else their rights.

I believe the biggest example of perversion in our American society is the mass slaughter of the unborn by mothers with obviously no maternal instincts.  Drugs and alcohol destroy the brain and other organs, and sadly many of the women that get legal abortions are party girls.  I know this because I know many that have done this.  A number of them used to use legal abortions as birth control and there was never any limits or deterrents to this kind of behavior, which is very sad for the women involved and their unborn.  How low is a society that encourages and promotes any woman to be their worst as a human being?  Supporting someone in their sin is not helping them, except to indeed go further down a slope of self-hatred and complete inner destruction to where some of these women had to live out the rest of their days higher than a kite just to live with themselves after what their society let them do.

Just to save money on welfare the government spreads the liberal propaganda that this form of murder is “legal” in their eyes so it’s one of your “freedoms” or “rights.”  I have seen first hand the horror and destruction of having “freedom” to end your own child’s life.

Abortion is the biggest lie and biggest sin in America today and I’m not even going to get into the statistics of the poor little victims with no voice of their own and what they could have contributed to our world had they been allowed to live.

BAN ABORTIONS!

 

 

 

Musings about Marriage

…that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female, and said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother , and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?…    Matthew 19: 4-5

Gay marriage is a farce.  Two men cannot have sex, neither can two women, they can just fool around and not procreate.  This is perverted  behavior and knowing people’s nature, I am sure some choose a gay lifestyle to be rebellious much like many choose other lifestyles.  Then the liberal media has chosen to put a healthy rational spin on a deviant lifestyle choice and expects everyone to fall for it.  I am a person too and as such have “urges” like everyone.  Do we all act on our urges?  Heck no!  Do little children or spoiled brats, more often.  Mature people act in a responsible manner and in a way that is civilized.  There is something to be said about living a life of good character and yes, sacrifice.  I’m sure there are people with gay tendencies living straight lives because they are good people and not selfish or self-absorbed as I see militant gays.  This is my take on the gay community now, with its never-ending protests and bullying of others who do not accept their propaganda, agendas and lifestyle.  Those parades were only the beginning and meant to offend.  It worked and I now feel differently then I once did about the homosexual community.  It’s one thing if you are being bullied or feel put upon and you have a legitimate point to put across to others, there are acceptable ways to do this.  It is a very different matter to have an “in your face” behavior and actions that others will take as provocative and offensive.  If the straights behaved that way to the gay community, they would be called haters and this is exactly how I view militant gays, as hater bullies.

I have nothing against homosexual people and don’t have any reason to know who is gay unless I am looking for a relationship that goes beyond friendship.  I am personally disgusted when people have to wear their sexuality as a badge of some kind.  People never acted like this years ago and the main reason was it is inappropriate and no one cares.  As an intelligent person, I know what makes people tick and like most, I can spot bad behavior, bad judgment, etc, a mile away.  Gay marriage will ruin this nation and the world.  People owe it to one another to behave in a rational, acceptable manner.  People who don’t agree are the same ones that believe in letting it all hang out, if it feels good do it, etc.  Childish and offensive.  If you loved your brother, would you openly offend like this?  I think not.  I especially do not agree with all the fake two mommies and two daddies of so many children that will be used as pawns in whatever type of family set up that would be established.  It shows ignorance and bad judgment to think it’s OK to bring a child fraudulently into a situation where naturally none could be created. 

Children are not a commodity to be bought and sold on selfish whims to make others lives complete when it defies logic and nature.  Marriage was established for protection of women and children, for a family line to exist and be carried on.  Two men and two woman should love each other as nature and God intended, as friends, not lovers because same-sex cannot have sex with one another, hence the marriages will never truly be able to be consummated.  The fact that militant gays are wasting so much time, energy, money and other people’s time on such a farce shows me how ignorant or evil they really are.  Just because you can do something, does not mean you should do it.  If gay marriage were allowed, it would take time, but time would prove me correct in the assumption that even more legal complications and problems will occur with women and children bearing the brunt of most of it.  I believe that this kind of mindset will keep insisting on even more abominations be accepted as the norm as long as they scream loud enough and have the funding.  Adults should be able to live how they wish and marry in their own hearts as long as they are not hurting others.  Militant gays have been hurting others for a while and I am starting to believe that their demands will never be satisfied no matter what they are allowed to do.