Most of my posts on this blog are beyond serious. Many times an outright bitch fest. Today I will try to lighten the mood even though I just can’t resist these two I got from someone when I was working for the government.
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Never Trust an Angry Woman
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy morning. Both of their cars are totaled but amazingly neither is injured. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl from their cars the woman says, “You’re a man, interesting. Wow, look at our cars! Totaled and we are not hurt. This must be a sign from God that we were destined to meet for some reason.”
Flattered, the man replied, “I agree, this must be a sign from God.”
The woman reaches into her car and continues, “And another miracle is that even though my car is completely wrecked, this bottle of wine didn’t even break! We must use this sign from God to toast to our good fortune!” She hands the bottle to the man.
The man nodded in agreement while opening the bottle and drinking from it. He hands it back to the woman who immediately puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asked her, “Aren’t you going to have any?”
The woman replies, “No thanks, I’ll just wait for the police to come.”
Moral of the story:
Women are evil. Don’t mess with them!